Trader Joe's Coastal Zinfandel

 If by "Coastal" they mean the soap - then they are pretty close.  It tasted more like Tide to me.  If you have to drink this to be polite, add mineral water 2:1 and the soap taste gets floral and is fairly drinkable... or you can tell your host that you have just that instant decided to go on the wagon.

RATING: ONE CORK