Trader Joe's Coastal Zinfandel

 If by "Coastal" they mean the soap - then they are pretty close.  It tasted more like Tide to me.  If you have to drink this to be polite, add mineral water 2:1 and the soap taste gets floral and is fairly drinkable... or you can tell your host that you have just that instant decided to go on the wagon.

Soapy wine from Trader Joe's